So, you’ve finally given in to your wildest Viking dreams and purchased a Gjallarhorn— also known as a sounding horn. Congratulations! You’re in for a lifetime of annoying your spouse/roommates, terrifying your pets, and feeling like a fucking bad ass every time you blow that sucker. But first, you need to know the ins-and-outs of the Gjallarhorn. You don’t just pick one up and sound like Heimdall right away. It takes practice, time, and patience. Here’s a quick and easy guide to hit the ground running as soon as the Gjallarhorn is in your hands.
Did you play the trumpet or another brass instrument in high school band? Congratulations– you have a head start!
1. Create a seal
If you pull a Bugs Bunny and put the whole horn in your mouth and blow, that won’t accomplish much. Think more like Boromir blowing the horn of Gondor. To get a good, clear sound, you need to make a perfect seal with your mouth around the horn’s hole, not over. Purse your lips and set them gently around it. If you have chronic dry lips, chapstick will be your friend. Any air that escapes your lips is air that’s not making an awesome sound. Your lips should be pushed against the flat part of the horn, around the hole. Push with your upper lip and keep it tight. Keep your lower lip a little loose. Adjust as needed to make a sound.
It’s important to remember that your first time probably isn’t going to be perfect. You might not even make any noise at all. But keep trying and adjusting. Eventually, you’ll get it right and then positioning will be second nature.
2. Blow that beautiful baby
Take a deep breath. Now, you aren’t going to blow with your mouth. Blow with your diaphragm and your lungs. If that’s difficult for you to conceptualize, practice a few times. Pull in air with your belly and as you’re doing it, picture yourself pulling it all the way down to your toes. Then, push it out of your mouth. It kind of feels the same as throwing up. You’re pushing up with your diaphragm, not your mouth, and not your lips. Those need to stay perfectly still. Your lips are going to vibrate. It’s going to feel weird, even a little itchy or painful at first, but you’ll get used to it in no time.
3. Practice, practice, practice!
As with any air-blown instruments, or even whistling with just your lips, it’s going to take time to get things exactly right. Try making micro-adjustments with your lips, re-positioning your tongue, or even using the side of your lips instead of the center. The more you mess around and practice, the cleaner and louder the noise will get. Once you get the sound right, try playing with different rhythms and sounds. Putting your hand inside the bell/end of the horn can change pitch to two or three different notes. With diligent practice, you’ll be an absolute pro in no time.
4. The care and keeping of your horn
Like any instrument, there’s going to be a build-up of spit and gunk in your horn. Wash it out with hot water and soap. I use a long, hookah brush to get in there really good. Once it’s clean, you can also cork these horns and use them as you would a regular alehorn– for quaffing mead or ale. Our horns don’t leak. Make sure to wash it out in between drinks so that it doesn’t attract any unwanted friends, like mold or ants. Take good care of your horn, and it will become a family heirloom for many years to come.
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